Junko

No attempted witticisms this time folks. Just a sincere wish for you all to have a safe, happy and healthy holiday and new year. Contrary to what Chris and I constantly say on the show, we love you guys. Enjoy my Christmas gift to you! What? You got me a comb? But I shaved my head to sell the hair to buy you, well nothing.

Mustache Tickling People Pickler

Hey everyone! Jason here to say I’m sorry for the late release today! Trying to put together 3 episodes in 4 days with 2 hours sleep has tought me something. Never promise Chris Barrios anything! Never! That asshole will actually make you follow through! This episode was a blast though. So enjoy the fuck out of it. SLEEP NOW!

Immortal Cobras! Or, The Perfect Pecan Pie!

This next cute little mini episode brings you the story of a Hindu temple that contains opulence that would rival the GDP of most countries on earth. But you mustn’t touch. Not only because it would be a dick move. Mostly because of the snakes. Well, the snakes and the thick metal doors that are impassable by all but the Hulk and the Things love child who is teamed up with the zombie of Andre the Giant!

Ooo and AhhhCant Breathe!

What do you get when you take 1 part French Prince, 1 part Austrian Princess, 1 part marriage celebration and add in just a dash of Victorian fireworks making? You get a good fucking time. Hell of a time people!

Rocks are thicker then blood

Oh Peru, your many many many mysteries who’s answers remain just out of reach. Well, except the one we talk about this week. We get to the bottom of this rock nonsense pretty quickly. You’re a jerk and a liar Peru!

South Africa, what a Sithole!

Come, let me whisk you away to the magical land where District 9, Elysium and Chappie were imagined, conceived and then birthed! If you thought these three movies by the same director, all with tissue paper thinly-veiled metaphors for apartheid were a post-apocalyptic wasteland, Ho Lee fuk, is the real thing gonna blow your mind so hard that your great grandchildren yet unborn will shit the bed, racked with tension. This is gonna be a super duper fun episode guys! Hey dont leave! We have candy!